''At first was the age of grim darkness, ignorance en despair.
''For twenty years, Amstradity the once glorious Amstradom struggled and was about to loose it to the might of the Commodore's legions and Nintendorks hordes, a fight It wouldn't win.''
''Remembering with Nostalgia old ages of glory, gay old time when the Amstradom was young and fool, as told by the eldars.